De-ode rant limerick for a stinking PM
There once was a dickhead named ScottyWhose ethics were scabby and grottyIn times of crisisHe was flaccid and useless And now the whole nation is…
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Ding!
Is that youTexting me?I waitBe coolLet thirty seconds passBefore I cross the roomTo pick up my phone It’s a fucking adFor solar panelsJustNo
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Late stage capitalism closes inSputter stumble grip squeeze…We heave and tryWe trudge and sighBound, and on our kneesConditioned slaves to a broken systemAcutely self-awareOf our…
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Your fruity pungence permeates the kitchenI feel the guilt It’s not even current yetBut it will be soonAs you all become over-ripe at onceCute lil…
More honey
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