De-ode to decaf
Am I the one for whom you exist?
No caffeine from you will pass through my tits
For wakefulness you shan’t be blamed
Nay, nor thanked…
You’re a bit like chocolate incense- nostalgically reminiscent of the real deal, but not a spot hitter by any stretch
Breast is best breast is best
yes yes yes
I absolutely get behind the list of benefits
I challenge anyone to forego BOTH sleep AND coffee, then tell me “breastmilk is free”.